Dear Wardrobe,

I’ve been thinking a lot about you lately and things are starting to change. It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve gained a new perspective into how we got to where we are now. To be honest, you’re just not doing it for me anymore. You’re cheap, unreliable and not who I thought you were.

So All Things Considered, I’ve decided to put my effort into something more meaningful and I hope you will too.

Yours truly,

Wearer