Dear Wearer,

I’m sorry that you’re feeling dissatisfied, to be honest things have been hard for us too. We’re feeling a bit undervalued, used and discarded. We are constantly being replaced with the better, newer, younger version.

So All Things Considered, we’re sick of being seen as another dirty rag. We want to build a better relationship with you dear wearer. Hit us up when you’ve had a change in heart.

Kind regards,

Wardrobe